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resulting in

Created all advertising during growth from $8 million to $500 million in annual sales in four years for a financial software company $25 million in insurance premiums generated from one mailing 80% market share (+/-)
in just 90 days after launch for small business software, which I then helped grow to over $100 million in 3 years Health information site membership sales growth from $0 to $13 million in 13 months Online sales growth from $5 million - $10 million in 24 months for skincare company Online sales growth from launch to $1 million in 12 months, then to $5 million in three years, for supplement company $20 million in deposits in one day for small local bank And so on and so on Over 30 awards for advertising creative, including One Show, Addy, Art Directors Club of New York, Communication Arts, etc. . . (-)

according to

John Monson, VP Small Business, Intuit: "Ted is our secret weapon, the creative genius behind many of our marketing breakthroughs." Tanya Roberts, VP Direct Marketing, Intuit: "His breakthrough strategies keep(+/-)
working year after year." Michael Lu, VP Worldwide Sales, Charles Schwab: "Our launch exceeded forecast by more than 23%." Deborah Whitman, VP Product Management, Adobe: "Awesome at cutting through the clutter." Scott Black, CEO, BCM Direct: "Ted's creative genius has been the driving force behind our explosive growth for seven years." Mark Andersen, VP Marketing, Solanova: "There's creative, there's highly creative, and then there's Ted." Brandt Williams, VP Strategic Marketing, First American Corp.: "An incremental $25 million in sales at the lowest cost in company history." Owen Frager, CIO, Frager Creative: "One of the industry's greats, a spectacularly rare combination of creative talent and real make-things-happen energy." Barbara Monahan, Manager Worldwide Direct Marketing, Adobe: "Laser-focused copy together with invaluable creative and strategic input." Marci Reichelstein, Founder/Principal, Compass to College: "Results beyond anyone's wildest expectations." Alicia Assefa, General Manager, SOMAmetrics: "Extremely gifted marketing executive." Julie McGill, Marketing Consultant: "Ted is a highly creative strategic thinker and a direct response genius." Kalyan Kanakamedala, Founder/Principal, Sugu: "An extraordinary creative mind with an uncanny sense of how to resonate with consumers." Bruce Koren, CEO, City Marketing: "Arrives at winning solutions time after time." Chris Finnie, Copywriter: " Taught me much of what I know about advertising... quick wit and a boundless imagination."(-)

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When Is a Copywriter Like a Chicken Sexer?(+/-)

(Or, Why Some Copywriters Can Charge $2,000 a Day)

Expert chicken sexers distinguish male and female chicks with 98% accuracy up to 1,000 times per hour, day after day. Untrained people get a baby chick's sex right only about 50% of the time, no matter how slowly they work.

Nothing strange about that -- until you know that male and female chicks look the same to everyone -- including the expert chicken sexers. The experts can't point out the difference any better than an average person can. But when they look at an upside-down chick, they somehow "just know" without being able to explain.

The experts' skilll, vital to the chicken ranching industry, is as mysterious to themselves as it has been to everyone else, at least until now.

Thanks to research in cognitive science, "expert intuition" is finally well understood. Turns out the expert mind doesn't work any differently than yours or mine, it's just been trained in the expert's environment. Chess masters, brilliant diagnosticians, bomb squad technicians and chicken sexers all come to their correct expert conclusions the same way you might know your girlfriend is upset before she does, without being able to explain why. We all make snap decisions based on unconsciously recognized patterns, all the time.

But after getting thousands of hours of useful feedback over years of experience in countless different situations, the expert's unconscious mental pattern recognition software has been trained to cue correct responses in highly specialized circumstances with which the rest of us aren't familiar. It's that simple.

Which brings us to when a copywriter is like a chicken sexer. When you need copy that generates conversions, leads, phone calls, store visits or direct sales -- copy that has to drive revenue -- one headline or layout can look as good as another to the average person. Or worse, one headline or layout can look better than another to the average person, but for the wrong reasons.

That's when you need an expert who's spent decades being tested in environments where advertising results are measured by instant feedback like clicks, calls and purchases. Then you've got someone whose unconscious mental pattern recognition software has been trained to cue the best responses and "just knows" what to do, who can give you better results, faster, and often at lower cost overall.

If you don't need copy that drives revenue, you don't need someone so expensive. But for the times when you do, it's worth it to hire a copywriter who's put in his or her "10,000 hours" experiencing what didn't work, what did, and what worked even better when it came to driving specific customer actions to build businesses.

Who cares if they can't tell you why?

Email Ted

P.S. I've got three decades and about 30,000 hours under my belt.

P.P.S. I do discount my rates for longer-term engagements. I also like to do pay-for-performance. And I've always taken some projects with small entrepreneurs for whatever they could pay me or even nothing because, weird as it sounds, I do this for fun. (-)